PLANKK IS DEAD.

A funeral for Plankk 💀
A party for the rest of us.

The final cooldown.

Plankk has taken its last rest day.
And the next one.

With heavy hearts and suspiciously light calendars, we gather to remember Plankk, which has pivoted one final time. To the afterlife.

After years of telling everyone to engage their core, the company has finally let itself go. It is survived by excellent people, questionable finances, and a lot of pissed off influenceers (They'll get over it).

Whether you worked here for 8 days or 8 years, please come join us to raise a glass, swap stories, and give Plankk a proper send-off. In lieu of flowers, please endorse the unemployed on LinkedIn.

Event Details

Date November 2026
Time To be announced
Venue Calgary, AB

Note: The details are still in a meeting held by Nathan that could have been an email.

Check back here for the plan.

Pay your respects.

Put your name on the list. Bring a guest if you like. Actual sadness is optional.

Consider your respects paid. Your RSVP has been submitted.
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